#source: incorrectkakagaiquotes

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Sib!Karma, writing a strongly worded letter: Dear Karasuma, when Asano asked if his day could get any worse - it was a rhetorical question, not a fucking challenge

[incorrectgarashir]

Garak: You're the kindest person I know. Julian: I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Garak: Well, don't get used to it. You're still very strange and annoying.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: Alright, Sakamoto. Time for some life advice.

Ryuji: Okay!

Akechi: If a door ever says “push”, you pull. It’s not directions; it’s a challenge.

Makoto: I am begging you, Ryuji. Please ignore that advice.

[incorrectfequotes-cianthemighty]

Annette: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, and I'm energetic. What's not to like?

Mercedes:

Annette: I just described a dog, didn't I?

Mercedes: Well, yes, but I like dogs, so it's fine.

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

Relena: Heero I am begging you, please do not do the thing, the one thing I asked you not to do. Please don’t do it

Heero, doing the thing: Don’t worry, I would never

[incorrectmasks]

Brain: It's interesting getting older and learning that most adults are not smart.

Solider: Yeah, I had my suspicions, but I didn't think the situation was this bad.

[realhhquotes]

Blitzo: Would you rather punch a cactus or kick an updog?

Moxxie: What’s a cactus?

Millie: What’s a cactus?

That one kid they all murdered together: What’s a cactus?

Blitzo: Screw you all.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ann: You think we were friends in another life?

Ryuji: We're not even friends in this life.

Ann: Well, yeah. That's why I said 'another' life.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ryuji: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, and I'm energetic. What's not to like?

Makoto:

Ryuji: I just described a dog, didn't I?

Makoto: Well, yes, but I like dogs, so it's fine.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akira: Everything you've been through... it must have been terrible. Not being able to laugh-

Akechi: I can laugh.

Akira: I've never heard you laugh?

Akechi: I've never heard you say anything funny.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Junpei: I got arrested for being too awesome.

Yukari, walking by: And then the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

Junpei:

Mitsuru: I'll let you live because I pity you.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Yosuke: Can I ask your advice on something?

Chie: Are you sure? Isn’t there someone else you could ask? Like, literally anyone else?

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Makoto: Look, Ryuji is great, but he doesn't have much in the way of a life plan. Or a day plan.

Makoto: I once found a note he wrote to himself that said "put on pants" followed by a question mark.

[incorrectfequotes-cianthemighty]

Sylvain: I got arrested for being too awesome.

Felix, walking by: And then the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

Sylvain:

Ingrid: I'll let you live because I pity you.

[realhhquotes]

Charlie: [shines a flashlight under the bed]

Charlie: Vaggie, are you ready to come out and socialize with other people yet?

Vaggie: [demonic screeching]

Charlie: Understandable, have a nice day!

[realhhquotes]

Vaggie: I am a lesbiab.

Vaggie: Lesbim

Vaggie: Less bian

Alastor: Not to worry my dear, take all the time you need!

Vaggie: GIRLS